Behold the Female: Sallis Right Again

Remember the Sallis term “Yeastbucket?”

It doesn’t get better than this.

Remember that picture the next time some “Alt Right” ditzy female airhead begs for money on YouTube.

And as for the “gamesters” – this is what they want you to worship, what they want you to modulate your every word and action, your every personal nuance, to appeal to (emphasis added):

…your uncle is being a sexist piece of garbage, you have to do something to regain control and remind yourself that you’re a badass bitch who no one can fuck with. And there’s no better way to do that than serving an asshole a slice of truly homemade bread...leavened with the yeast of your own vagina. 

But does such a recipe even exist? Yes, it does, thanks to feminist blogger Zoe Stavri, who, after getting a pretty bad yeast infection, had the inspired idea to turn her discomfort into delicious baked goods. 

“Waking up on Saturday with the familiar itchy burny fanny, I giggled to myself, 'Maybe I could make bread with that,’" Zoe writes on her blog, Another Angry Woman. “And that ticked into, ‘Well, I’ve always wanted to try making my own sourdough anyway,’ and then a ‘Fuck, would that even work?’ And then I got curious, and the next thing that happened was I was scraping white goop off of a dildo into a bowl of flour mixed with water.”

Sallis: always correct

Der Movement: always wrong