Welcome to the Type I White Ethnostate!

What would a Der Movement ethnostate really be like?

Ground transportation – broken down pickups with rusty mufflers dragging on the ground.

Air transportation – shown in the YouTube video here.

Schooling – marching children through the woods, eating twigs and branches.

Libraries – only available books are Lord of the Rings and March of the Titans.

Fashion – medieval chic.

Television programming – a mix of East Asian porn, anime, miniseries about the Vikings, and documentaries concerning racial admixture in Southern and Eastern Europe.

Healthcare – epidemics of measles, polio, and other preventable diseases, since vaccination is a dastardly plot by “Jew doctors” in league with “Big Pharma.”

Military technology – trebuchets, battle axes, and muskets.

Space exploration – none.  After all, where are we going to get the coal and oil for the steampunk starships?  No, we’ll just stay snug in our hobbit holes.

Science and technics – calipers for measuring cephalic indices, courtesy of Durocher.

Executive leadership – the President and Vice-President will be the same man, using two different pseudonyms.

Athletics – jousting, bull and bear baiting.

Foreign relations, Greg Cochran Secretary of State – alliance with China and Israel to wage war against Italy and Romania.

Music – Taylor Swift forced to dress up like a Bavarian barmaid and sing the Horst Wessel song.