June 24 2019 in Der News

In der news.

It was previously reported that Barbie feels heavier than Ken when both dolls are matched for mass. However, we felt it was unclear from this earlier report if the effects went beyond a typical size-weight illusion. By providing better controls, we conclude more confidently that doll features other than size influence weight perception. Specifically, conceptual knowledge, in the form of culturally reinforced biases, seems to affect how we perceive their weight.
Obviously, it’s not working.  The girls are finding dolls of this character more aspirational.

The Great Procrastinator will be monitoring the situation…very closely. Never forget Der Movement – “Trump is the last chance for White America.”  “Trump is sincere and will help White demographics.” Also, never forget the hysterically pro-Trump Roissy stating that “Sessions as Attorney General alone justifies the Trump Presidency.”

Wrong, wrong, they’re always wrong.

More humiliation.  Victory is just around the corner!  Send in those “D’Nations!”


Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Those Japanese Ice People

Tales of Fst: Sallis vs. Lewontin

Take a Bite Out of That Nothingburger!