Comedy Rimshot, 9/28/19

Cheap laughs.

When reading all of the following (emphasis added), imagine you are constantly hearing this.
Richard SpencerThe McSpencer Group -- September 19, 2019 
The geopolitics of #impeachment and why #Greta is right!

Yet more cheap laughs.
One very important reason to donate to Counter-Currents is to maintain a sense of the reality of our struggle. A donation is action. It is the transference of your labor into the movement. It is your acknowledgement that this cause is genuine to you, and that you are energized and committed in a way that goes beyond social media, beyond burying your head in a book, and beyond listening to endless podcasts.
Oh, that is so utterly pathetic and disgusting, it is almost beyond words. Yes, funding the lifestyles of Johnson and Morgan is “action!”  It is a “genuine” cause!  Almost as genuine as Trump's greatness!
We are all aware that things are heating up out there. Whites are under attack across the world. We are being replaced demographically, symbolically, and even historically. They are digging into the past to spit on our graves as they attempt to deny us a future. This is going to get much worse before we win – and we will win. But it will happen sooner and more cleanly with solidarity and financial support for those who are in the best position to march forward with an uncompromising, intelligent pro-white message. Counter-Currents is in this position and deserves your support.
Yes, sir, give money to the Pilleater Chronicles, endless feuding, laughable infiltrations of “extreme vetted” (“are you Swedish?”  “are you a film critics?”) meetings, Morgan agonizing over his high school wedgies, banning critics – including former writers – from commenting on the blog, homosexual flirting to “cute” bisexuals at meetings – we’re all set up for the win!  Give today!  After all, those who give today are living in the Golden Age today!  And don’t you forget it!
Whenever you hear a fundraiser for PBS, the spokesman will go on and on about how they are only asking “for the price of a cup of coffee.” Usually, for the price of a cup of coffee they’ll just give you another year of British mysteries with wholesome and hearty hijab-wearing detectives and tough 22-year-old female coroners eating sandwiches over dead bodies, or radio programs about the latest Nigerian lesbian dance troupe’s visit to your city. You’ll get none of that at Counter-Currents! 
No, but you’ll get 90 minute Johnson-Pilleater cringefests.
But they do have a point. For the price of a cup of coffee a week, or your cancelled Netflix subscription (or, of course, more if you are able), you can ensure that Counter-Currents can continue to function as the epicenter of serious White Nationalist discourse.
Probably this is the place to insert Forney’s braying, fake laughter.
Have you ever noticed that Counter-Currents is almost never mentioned in hit pieces on “white supremacists” or the Alt Right, despite its massive influence? 
Massive influence?  On what?  Johnson's bank account?  Notice the weasel word “almost.”  
It is because the scum elites are afraid of it. They do not want average whites to know of its existence because it is too smart and too convincing. 
Repeat Forney laughter and comedy rimshot sounds.  The delusion here is breathtaking.
The average white knows something is wrong in his country, but doesn’t know to whom to turn for answers. 
Turn to Counter-Currents!  Just be real careful at the meetings. Someone may decide you’re "cute" and deserving of some “flirting.”
Your donation will help Counter-Currents reach these people, and to thwart the Jews’ and their collaborator rats’ attempts at hiding the truth.
Cue Jack Nicholson screaming “you can’t handle the truth!”
You know you should donate, so just do it. 
That’s certainly a compelling argument.
You’ll feel good. 
So will Brandon. Or Brendan. Or whatever the hell his name is. 
It is money that will go into the hands of people like you who are working tirelessly to protect you, your family, and your descendants…
They can start by protecting Pilleater at meetings.
…and – as a delightful bonus!...
This is just too easy…I’ll pass.
….it is money that you will not be able to spend on stupid shit to make people who hate you richer. 
Indeed. If you’re a White ethnic, give to the site of Ash Donaldson and John Morgan. No one hates you there, no sir.
Truly, that is a win-win situation.
The question is, for who?
Donate to Counter-Currents because it is a great Website and publisher, and an incredibly important part of the White Nationalist vanguard – but also donate to remind yourself that all of this is real and that all of this actually happening to you, to me, and to all of those people with whom you interact online whose names and stories you will probably never know. 
“…all of this is real and that all of this actually happening to you…” – probably what Pilleater was thinking at those meetings.
Donate to remind yourself that you are part of something important, and that you – you, specifically – are needed in this movement. 
To deconstruct it.
You are reading this for a reason. 
To laugh?
You are here, in this age, for this fight.
And to give “D’Nations.”
Many of those who share your views have gathered together at Counter-Currents to dismantle the systems of lies and horror set up by our enemies. Help fund their destruction.
Rewritten:
Many of those who share your views have gathered together at EGI Notes to dismantle the systems of lies and horror set up by Der Movement. Help support its destruction.

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